In addition, 3 million New Yorkers reportedly left the city because they realized the phrase “Only in New York” is actually just a defense mechanism used to convince themselves that seeing a naked man take a shit on a park bench is somehow endearing, or part of some shared cultural experience.
In the print version, the subhead after the jump reads, 'And Fuck Westchester, Too' NY'ers Say
I'm so glad we're getting marriaged in eight years.
Just to warn you, I hedged my bets and agreed to marriage-if-neither-of-us-had-done-so-yet-by-age-30 with at least one other person (maybe more and I just can’t remember, but it’s definitely less than 4). So you guys might have to fight to the death? That’s how that works, right? Sorry, my bad! <3