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Please everyone remember to give praise to the Easter Bunny, who laid eggs for our sins.
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Give me companionship, affection, and freedom. Engage with me in stimulating conversation and laughter. Appreciate my grand visions and listen to my stories. Don’t try to change my style. Accept me the way I am. Be responsible for youself. I dislike clingy or needy people. Don’t tell me what to do. (from Enneagram Type Seven)
Your dad and I watched Charlie Bit Me like three times tonight.– My mom. I’m so proud.