October 2008
49 posts
For your 11/4/08 jams.
This song gets me so PUMPED. I just want to go...
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Philosopher Jokes →
(via jakec)
My favorite so far:
Why God Never Received Tenure at a University
Because he had only one major publication.
And it was in Hebrew.
And it had no cited references.
And it wasn’t published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer review.
And some even doubt he wrote it himself.
It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since?
The...
In which Adam and I try to cheat at online poker
Adam Holwerda: BET YOUR ASS OFF
Adam Holwerda: smacks head
Caroline Martin: AK
Caroline Martin: yessss
Adam Holwerda: 42
Caroline Martin: THIS IS MINE
Adam Holwerda: yesss
Caroline Martin: all
Caroline Martin: $64
Adam Holwerda: put us all all in now
Adam Holwerda: shit
Adam Holwerda: SHIT
Adam Holwerda: shit.
Caroline Martin: let me build up the pool first
[Adam bets $200 before the flop for some reason]
Adam Holwerda: i just fucked shit up.
Caroline Martin: dumb ass
Adam Holwerda: HAHA
Adam Holwerda: no they'll call
Caroline Martin: sweet
Caroline Martin: fuck
Caroline Martin: fuck this
Caroline Martin: fuck tha tflop
[We both go all in]
Caroline Martin: what's your hand?
Adam Holwerda: wait for it
Adam Holwerda: 42 spades
Caroline Martin: nice
[All the cards come up]
Caroline Martin: ...
Adam Holwerda: uh.
Adam Holwerda: we lost
140 Story →
Creative stories in 140 characters. Soon to be featured on the BBC! Way to go Josh!
My best friend bakes a pie for every episode of... →
One of the many things that makes her awesome and the best.
I just got invited to a My So Called Life party
My god, I feel like the coolest kid right now.
“there are two types of women in this world: those who idolize Audrey Hepburn,...”
– (via cassiecoutard)
new single from Matt & Kim - Daylight
bestie knows me best
((on AIM))
Me: still on the phone with the woman?
Dani: as of now, yeah- trying to end it
[ I start looking up The Woman's phone number to prank call ]
Dani: don't do anything terrible
Me: ... damn you're good.
Dani: i'm on to you
Me: no fun.
yoshimi battles the pink robots
fiftywords:
Unit 3000-21 sighed—or his grid of hydraulic valves fluttered and made it sound so. The black-eyed girl in the gold dress was a lovely looking-up speck in his readout. His systems processed her tiny clenched fists—and in that moment an unforeseen mechanical anomaly decided to let her win.
Tina Fey or Sarah Palin picture quiz →
SCUL Lingo →
More funner ways to refer to your bicycling life.
“SCUL is organized in a paramilitary fashion with a hierarchical ranking...”
– Subversive Choppers Urban Legion (SCUL) Wiki
How friggin’ cool is that?! Bostonians, check this out.
YouTube adds “Read Comment Aloud” feature from... →
(via soxiam)
Being crushed
heykurt:
carolinemartin:
by someone you admire is the most demoralizing feeling in the world.
Dear Whoever Caused This Post,
How can you crush a statue? How can you crush a robot? I don’t know, but somehow you did. You jerk.
This Caroline person makes cool art. ALL. THE. TIME. And she gives it away. FOR FREE. And whatever you make, I bet it isn’t as cool. And I bet you don’t give it...
“There are all kinds of people I wish I was and all kinds of ways I want to be...”
– Josh in a text from July 2, 2008.
“There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call...”
– Bands That Will Make You Gay. I’m going to start using this list for recommended listening. :]
(via caseydonahue)
“Vimeo has, in the grand scheme of things, made me a better person. It’s...”
– Adam Holwerda on Simon’s video
WatchLet’s remember our roots.
What's Your Tumblr Number?
bakeurfaceoff:
lessee:
joelaz:
Tumblr assigns a sequential number to each site on their service. The lower the number, the older the site. To find your number, login to Tumblr, go to the Following Page, then click on the name of your site in the top right corner of the screen just below the “log out” link. Now, look at the URL in your browser address bar and note the number at the end of...
So, I guess you should listen to him.
DAAAAA DA...
